Ma muli o ka makemake o nā kaikamahine e lilo i ʻīlio, pono ka makua kāne e kōkua iā lākou i kēia! I hilahila ʻole ʻo ia iā lākou ma hope aku. Ma ke kī ʻana i kāna ʻiʻo i loko o kā lākou hoki paʻa, ua ʻae ʻo ia iā lākou e lilo i wahine hoʻokamakama. He hana kane kēlā!
Puke maikaʻi, ʻoiai ua liʻiliʻi kona mau umauma a he pimply liʻiliʻi kāna hoki. Akā ʻaʻole wau e ʻohi iā ia, nani maoli a ke hana nei kona mau lehelehe! Koe naʻe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻopaʻa ʻia a ʻaʻole lawa. Ma ka hoʻoholo ʻana iā ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo i kekahi hapalua hola ma ka moa.
Hoʻopaʻa ʻia nā kaikamāhine i ka hoki e hōʻike ai he lua wale lākou. Pono e ʻike nā ʻīlio he haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa lākou ma mua o nā kāne. Nui ka poʻe i hoʻoholo i kēia kuleana e mālama i kahi kāne a hoʻomaopopo iā ia ʻo ia ko lākou haku. ʻO ka chic kūikawā, ʻo ia ka cum i loko o kāna asshole a waiho iā ia e palu i ke poʻo.
ʻO wau pū kekahi.