He ʻelemakule a momona ka lede, ʻo kona ʻuʻu pū kekahi. Akā, no kēlā mau mea a pau, makemake wau e hoʻolimalima manawa me ia, he nani loa ʻo ia. ʻO wau iho, ʻaʻole wau e hele i lalo i kāna mau ʻū. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻopaʻa liʻiliʻi iā ia i ka waha ma ka hope a me ka ʻai like. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ke hana ka wahine iā ʻoe me kona mau lehelehe no kekahi mau minuke ma hope o kou ʻai ʻana. ʻO ka leʻaleʻa e puka wale mai kou mau maka!
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
Ua pōʻino ka stepson - ua noi ʻo ia i kona makuahine hānai e kōkua iā ia e hoʻokuʻu ʻia! I ka hopena, ua ʻae wale ʻo ia e hana. Ha-ha-ha, a laila ua ʻae ʻo ia ʻaʻole ʻo kona makuakāne i huki iā ia me ka ʻoluʻolu. Loaʻa ka iʻa ma ka makau - i kēia manawa e lele ʻo ia ma luna ona no ka manawa lōʻihi!
ʻO Anna Bell Piks! Pehea ʻoe i ʻike ʻole ai i kēlā?