He noʻonoʻo hoihoi ke pena i ka ʻōmaʻomaʻo momona momona! ʻO nā wahine me kēlā hoki he mea maikaʻi loa i ke kūlana kolo, ua hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia kahi boner. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e loaʻa i kahi mea hana lōʻihi kūpono. Inā ʻaʻohe āu, paipai wau e hoʻomoe i ka lede ma kona kua a hoʻopaʻa ʻia iā ia me kou mau lima ma kona ʻūhā e kaomi i kona ʻōpū. A i ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke komo hohonu i ka dick.
He mea ʻakaʻaka, kāhea ke kāne i ʻekolu mau kaikamahine a puhi mālie i ko lākou mau manaʻo. A nani loa nā brunettes, a makemake lākou i ke kālā. ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka nui o ke kālā e kōkua i kahi kaikamahine e moe. No laila pehea inā he kāne hoʻokahi wale nō e moe pū ana, akā nui ke kālā.