I ka manawa pinepine hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i nā wikiō o nā kaikamahine ʻeleʻele e hoʻopaʻa nei i nā kaikamahine keʻokeʻo, ma ke kumu ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha, no ka mea, makemake nā pranksters keʻokeʻo e holo ma luna o nā dicks ʻeleʻele, heheʻe wale lākou mai kēia hoʻokolokolo ʻana ma kona alo.
ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
ʻO Alice, makemake ʻoe i ka mea nani a i ʻole makemake ʻoe i kahi dick nui?