Ua ʻaʻahu ʻia e like me 99 pakeneka o nā kaikamahine aʻu e hālāwai ai ma ke alanui, ʻo Nina North ke ʻano maʻamau. Akā, hiki mai kekahi mea hiki ʻole ke hoʻomaopopo iā ia i ka wā i paʻi ai kāna mau panties i ka papahele. Aia kekahi mea kūlohelohe, a ʻoi aku paha ka holoholona magnetism e hele mai ana mai kahi, a makemake ʻoe e hoʻokuʻi i kāu moa momona i loko o kona waha liʻiliʻi. He kū hoʻokahi ʻo ia ma ia ʻano.
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!