He ʻelemakule a momona ka lede, ʻo kona ʻuʻu pū kekahi. Akā, no kēlā mau mea a pau, makemake wau e hoʻolimalima manawa me ia, he nani loa ʻo ia. ʻO wau iho, ʻaʻole wau e hele i lalo i kāna mau ʻū. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻopaʻa liʻiliʻi iā ia i ka waha ma ka hope a me ka ʻai like. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ke hana ka wahine iā ʻoe me kona mau lehelehe no kekahi mau minuke ma hope o kou ʻai ʻana. ʻO ka leʻaleʻa e puka wale mai kou mau maka!
I loko o kēia mana ua laki loa ka lede - ua hālāwai ʻo ia me kahi kanaka ʻano ʻano a me ka hoʻomau - ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia iā ia lōʻihi a mālie! A palekana loa - me ka condom. Me he mea lā, makemake ke kāne i nā wāhine wiwi. Akā ʻaʻole i loaʻa i ka lede ka manawa e hōʻike ai i kona mau mana ma ke ʻano he masseuse - ʻaʻole ma ke kino o ke kāne, ʻaʻole hoʻi ma kāna moa! ʻAʻole paha ʻo ia he lomilomi, akā he lede kelepona?
ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hele wale. A i ʻole, hele wale kēia mau kaikamahine i nā wahi mākaʻikaʻi a i ʻole me nā hoaaloha, pono, e ʻimi i kahi ʻano o ka moe ʻana - hoʻokahi a lōʻihi paha, akā i kekahi manawa hele mai lākou me ka ʻole. A laki kēia - ʻaʻole wale ʻo ia i moe ʻia, akā me ʻelua mau kāne ʻeleʻele me nā kī nui. ʻO ia ka mea e huāhuā ai kona mau hoa a pau i ka wā e haʻi aku ai kēia blonde no kāna huakaʻi!
He moa nui loa ke kāne, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea e hiki ai i ka wahine ʻAsia palupalu ke hoʻokō me ia! Pehea ia? ʻIke maopopo ʻia ʻo ia i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i ka lede i loko o kona mau lua paʻa!