He kino maikaʻi ka lede a maʻalahi loa, a he ace ʻo ia i ka anal! ʻIke maopopo ʻia ka uhi ʻana o ka moa e komo ana i ka anus, ʻoluʻolu loa ke kanaka. No ka hoʻolōʻihi ʻana i ka leʻaleʻa, hoʻololi ʻo ia ma waena o ka anal a me ka omo ʻana, no laila hiki iā ʻoe ke lōʻihi lōʻihi. Akā ʻaʻole ʻae nā wahine a pau, ʻo ka hapa nui e lawe i ka waha ma hope o ka anal inā wale nō ka anal i loko o kahi condom.
Ke hoʻoponopono nei ka poʻe mobsters i kā lākou mau hihia, akā makemake ka wahine a kekahi o lākou e moe. ʻAʻole makemake ke kāne, akā ʻaʻole manaʻo kona hoa e hāʻawi iā ia i kahi papalina. Hōʻoia ka makuahine i ka wahine ʻaʻole pono e lili - ua lawa ia no nā mea a pau! A he aha, he kumu no ia - a hauʻoli nā hoaaloha a paʻa ka sperm i loko o nā pōpō. Inā he wahine ka wahine, he mea hoʻohui ia i ka inoa - he hale piha i nā malihini a me nā makana. Eia kekahi, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hele i waho, lawe ʻo ia i nā mea a pau ma ka home, ma lalo o ka mākaʻi a kāna kāne.
E Elvira, he aha kāu makemake hou i ka moekolohe?